Despite great care taken while urinating to prevent splash-back there is often a cruel irony in the overzealous attempt to wash your hands, during which water from the sink sprays from the bowl onto your trousers. This gives the impression that you were carefree in spite of all measures taken to the contrary. Solving this grievance requires you bend underneath a hand dryer and thrust into its gust. A compromising situation for anyone.
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| Mark Rakowski - Parasite |
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| Extendable/Collapsible tubing |
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| Attachment method |
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| Two half pints of tap and the dates going well |
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| Cleanliness is next to godliness |
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| Splashback... |
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| Is no longer an issue! |
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| The future is now |
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| Hands free |
I envisage a future in which business men establish dominance in the bathroom, foregoing profit margins for tube fencing and creating a toilet hierarchy that continues to determine world affairs.
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